The Varnishing Days is the heart-stopping, glasses-dropping, hard-rocking, wig-shaking, levothyroxine-taking, knee-knocking, boot-licking, justifying, teeth rattling, digressing new show from stand up comedian to the stars
John Kearns.
"Go silent as I walk on! Acknowledge when something funny happens! Leave discussing dinner plans! Others will be implicated. Points will be circled and missed. Hell, it's a man trying his best! When I visit your town dogs will start barking, as will clergy. Your microwave will go haywire. The lights in your vestibule will flicker and the Bank of England will nervously look at interest rates. On the day I write this, the pound has hit an all time low against the dollar. Mark my words. This show will break that record again and again and again."
Tel: 01162 557066
John Kearns: The Varnishing Days (10 Feb 2024) | ||
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Day | Times | |
Saturday | 15:00 |
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Ticket Type | Ticket Tariff |
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Standard | £18.50 |
Note: Prices are a guide only and may change on a daily basis.